28.05.08 :: home again, home again ...

just got back from my biannual trip to pennsyltucky to see my biological family. nothing much has changed here in the bayou city.

it's still hot as hell (and getting hotter) ...

gasoline prices are still creeping above $4 per gallon (and climbing higher)...

and hillary is still campaigning her little pantsuit off (she's such a nutcracker)...

the more things change, the more they stay the same.

forgive me, i've had my fill of coffee for the day.

posted by lonestarsteve on wed 28.05.08 7:30 AM


18.05.08 :: there can only be one ...

from the hope of the future: the youth
to the backbone of the party: hard-working white people

 

posted by lonestarsteve on sun 18.05.08 8:06 PM


16.05.08 :: bonny and clyde, the courtyard cats

this is bonny. she was a cat that used to hang out in the courtyard of my apartment complex. everyone loved her and would watch over her and feed her. she would always call out when she saw me at my door, expecting handouts.

a few years ago, bonny had a sidekick, her brother clyde. bonny and clyde, get it? cute. anyway, clyde was this great black cat who would just jump up on your lap whenever you went out into the courtyard to sit. he was just so mellow. he died a few years ago after getting really sick and really thin. it was sad to see him die in such a way.

i would see bonny more often when i smoked outside on my patio, but over the last 9 months or so after quitting smoking, i didn't really see much of her. i saw enough of her, however, to realize that she had developed some kind of cancer on her ear and was in considerable pain and discomfort.

this week a neighbor took mercy on bonny and had her put down. i think it was the right decision. i will miss her very much. but i know that she was suffering a great deal.

bonny and clyde were not always outside courtyard cats. when i moved in to this complex 5 years ago, i was told that bonny and clyde belonged to a gay guy who lived across the courtyard from where i live now. this guy used to sit outside and smoke and talk to everyone else. very friendly. well, the guy ended up dying from complications due to hiv and aids and when the guy's family came to clean out his apartment, they took everything but bonny and clyde. they just abandoned them in the courtyard. so that's why everyone thought of them as their own cats.

we've had a lot of feral cats come and go, but none will ever match up to bonny and clyde. may they both rest in peace.

posted by lonestarsteve on fri 16.05.08 8:10 AM


15.05.08 :: remember, it's people first, then money, then things ...

i love suze orman and i love kristen wiig. two great tastes that taste great together.

 

a few money-saving tips just for the ladies:

oo1 :: don't waste your money on expensive self-tanners. do what i do: sit in a bathtub with 12 beef bullion cubes overnight.

002 :: you need a hot stone massage? don't go to the parlor. slather on some i can't believe it's not butter and roll around on a gravel driveway.

003 :: and finally, instead of buying fancy maxi-pads, you can make your own. go to the dollar store, buy a 24-pack of baby socks and some double-sided tape.

posted by lonestarsteve on thu 15.05.08 7:58 AM


12.05.08 :: somebody's got me by the disco balls

strange, wacky weekend.


must have been the drag pageant.


or mother's day.


or getting my tax stimulus check.


i'm just sayin'.


or maybe somebody's just got me by my disco balls.

posted by lonestarsteve on mon 12.05.08 8:13 AM


03.05.08 :: a wolf and a critic at burroughs's table

one of my favorite authors, augusten burroughs (or, his blog is here), has just released his third memoir entitled a wolf at the table: a memoir of my father, which is actually a sort-of prequal to the wildly successful running with scissiors: a memoir. although i'm yet to read the new novel, wolf centers around the author's early relationship -- or lack thereof -- with his cruel, neglectful father.

although i will probably purchase and read this latest memoir (i have most of his other books, including sellevision, running, dry: a memoir, magical thinking: true stories, and possible side effects. my copies of dry and thinking were both signed by burroughs when i met him in houston during a book tour. one of the many thrills of my life), critics have largely panned the new work.

janet maslin of the new york times calls the book "determinedly unfunny, awkwardly histrionic, and sometimes anything but credible."

entertainment weekly's jennifer reece notes, "no a single page rings true. C minus."

the associated press says, "the melodrama is overwhelming. B minus."

really only publishers weekly liked the book, finding "enormous pleasure" in it. follows is their short review:

"a searing, emotional portrait of a son who wants nothing more than the love his father will not grant him, burroughs’s latest memoir (after 2004’s dry) is indeed powerful. absent is the wry humor of running with scissors and the absurd poignancy of burroughs's years living with his mother's svengali-like psychiatrist. instead, burroughs focuses on the years he lived both in awe and fear of his philosophy professor father in amherst, mass. despite frequent trips with his mother to escape his father's alcoholic rages, burroughs was determined to win his father's affection, secretly touching the man's wallet and cigarettes and even going so far as to make a surrogate dad with pillows and discarded clothing. only after his father's neglect -- or cruelty -- leads to the death of burroughs's beloved guinea pig during one of the family's many separations does the son turn against the father. avoiding self-pity, burroughs paints his father with unwavering honesty, forcing the reader to confront, as he did, a man who even on his deathbed, refused his son a hint of affection. his father missed so much, burroughs muses, not knowing his son. luckily, burroughs does not deny the reader such an enormous pleasure.

i'll have to let you know what i thought of the book once i get my hands on it.

posted by lonestarsteve on sat 03.05.08 8:45 AM