27.02.08
:: annuale. once a year. period. [hold on to your f*cking
hat]
i
missed saturday night live this past week. it was the first
live show aired since the end of the writers' strike. i hope the
resolution that was reached was fair and balanced. and i hope it
serves as a reminder of just how important writers are. (having
to suffer through weeks of no new ugly betty episodes should
be enough to illustrate that point.)
even though i didn't see it, my sister-in-law sent this
link to me for a funny snl parody commercial about annuale,
the magic pill for women to extend the time between their periods
to 11 months. (you'll have to bear with the preemptive commercial;
that's how writers get paid).
side effects include development of a second vagina, but i'm sure
it's otherwise harmless...
posted
by lonestarsteve on wed 27.02.08 8:08 AM
26.02.08 :: ...trying to sweep the poor
little blogger under the carpet
the
members of the board of directors of this lousy blog site
-- having met recently -- have made an executive decision: they
can no longer sit back and watch lonestarsteve.com deteriorate
like it has.
afterall, it was they who helped to make this blog site,
sharing the burdens and the joy.
and they will give lonestarsteve himself ample time to repay the
debt. plenty of time.
of course, they'll have to take the 5th avenue apartment. lonestarsteve
wouldn't want stay there alone anyway, right?
lonestarsteve :: what debt? i've got shares of stock. board of directors :: we had to borrow to pay for the
construction on your apartment. l.s.s :: you think you're very clever, don't you? trying
to sweep the poor little blogger under the carpet. well, think again.
i'm on the board of directors of this lousy blog site. b.o.d. :: we assumed that you would no longer want to
be on the board. l.s.s. :: i helped build lonestarsteve.com to what
it is today. i intend to stay with it. b.o.d. :: but we have retired you from the board of directors... l.s.s. :: you nearly drove unprotectedtext
to his grave, and now you're trying to stab me in the back? forget
it! i fought worse mosters than you for years in the blogosphere!
i can win the hard way! b.o.d. :: we don't want any hard feelings... l.s.s. :: you don't know what hard feelings are until
i come out publicly against this blog site. you'll see how much
traffic will change. b.o.d. ::it's hardly necessary to make threats
you surely don't mean. l.s.s. :: don't call me surely!! er, i mean, don't fuck
with me, fellas! this ain't my first time at the rodeo. i can use
it any way i want. it's a sword, cuts both ways.
i
missed saturday night live this past week. it was the first
live show aired since the end of the writers' strike. i hope the
resolution that was reached was fair and balanced. and i hope it
serves as a reminder of just how important writers are. (having
to suffer through weeks of no new ugly betty episodes should
be enough to illustrate that point.)
the
members of the board of directors of this lousy blog site
-- having met recently -- have made an executive decision: they
can no longer sit back and watch lonestarsteve.com deteriorate
like it has.